Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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