i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I don't think brook has ever known best
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
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