I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
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I vote you stop the ambien first!
I've done the exact same thing! Only it was QVC and not Home Shopping.
And it was most definitely the Ambien that caused me to do so.
559, she's probably in Jasper! It's SLIM pickin' in Walker County, unless you want to fuck a guy that cooks and or smokes meth!
masterbate when you feel like it
I've done that before!!!
i take ambien and i absolutely love it! it does make you do some weird shit sometimes though, and 9:41 why dont you go take your own advice instead of being on a website jackass
Ambien is like Viagra for chicks
Call me I will solve it ha 7654303556
Crispy I hope ur a chick .. Wit all ur posts I never could tell lol ...<3 u 2 btw
You don't need any of that. Just a fuck buddy. And he's right here.
It's okay I've done it to the food channel
charm...i think 10:54 was referring to the post above you (also posted at 9:41)...hence the "uh"
Get a battery operated boyfriend. Less drama, more satisfaction.
There is so much free porn online...why subscribe?
There are a bunch of free porn sites so that's a poor excuse.
10:54 ... Eat a dick
I love you, charm!
Omg I think I love you
Where r u babe
Lol .... How sad !
Haha, what's sad, is that I caught myself doing that this morning, but to the history channel talking about the world ending. I also took and Ambien last night.
Watching 2 girls 1 cup is my favorite thing to do. That includes anal sex and eating my own shit.
I got so high today and smoked a L that I got an instant erg to go jack off. Keep in mind I'm a lady and I just got off work. Well tonight I'll just have to rewind that again this time with a man. I love online free porn it's the best.
She's in Alabama !!! Birmingham Jasper? Haleyville?
Ohh oops lmao
9:41, uh...shut the fuck up
9:41 im guessing if they took ambien its night time and all but read a book would not apply, so why dont you uhhhh fuck off
Yeah! Masturbating rocks! Don't have someone nagging you afterward
or maybe, like, uh, read a book. or , um, get a job. or uh,,, volunteer at a shelter,,
uh,, or,, oh idont know,,do something procuctive with your life
1. Boyfriends cost you time and money. 2. Porn sites cost you money.
You're getting yourself off, on the cheap and learning about new, interesting products.
Stick with a proven story.
Seriously I trip out on ambien and I start to see things.. And I do a lot of stuff I wouldn't do when I'm sober.. Guess it's good for the guy but I wake up with no memory! Ambien is no good