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  • Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Mar 7, 10 at 5:12pm

    Christ, there's a lot of blood on my birthday chainsaw

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 9:46pm

    I believe she doesn't mean her period rather her virginity... Sex on bday... Thts wat I'm talking about popping them cherries :)

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    Submitted by greenbumho on Mar 7, 10 at 8:16pm

    Thats what tampons are for.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:18pm

    How the fuck does this work?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 8, 10 at 1:48am

    Popping the cherry? Or committing murder??

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 7:55pm

    Why did you get your period on your dress?

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    Submitted by assassin on Mar 16, 10 at 11:36am

    Birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex

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    Submitted by xsaint on Mar 7, 10 at 11:44pm

    not funny. so disappointed with what this site is picking and choosing

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    Submitted by Weaz on Mar 7, 10 at 6:00pm

    Haha 92V west bully n Bailey!

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    Submitted by Suze84 on Mar 8, 10 at 8:22am

    Yeah after hacking that guy up with my ax I got blood all over my birthday dress 2. As long as it's not ur own sometimes it just feels good to be covered in blood.

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    Submitted by bp79 on Mar 8, 10 at 1:27am

    Lord why???

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 7:54pm

    Why did u get your period on your dress

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    Submitted by 66619 on Mar 7, 10 at 7:34pm

    lol epic birthday!

  • 63 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 6:47pm

    Aids aids aids!!!

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    Submitted by AW_TFR on Mar 9, 10 at 4:34am

    Holy shee-it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 11:04pm

    I like this

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    Submitted by KaylaSean on Mar 7, 10 at 4:27pm

    There was a lot of blood in my birthday heels :-/ lol

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    Submitted by kgraham21 on Mar 7, 10 at 5:35pm

    5:12<3

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    Submitted by Cameron2010 on Mar 8, 10 at 7:55am

    Bloody stool is the first sign of HIV happy birthday

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 7:06pm

    Lol it sounds like you're a murderer.