I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
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i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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