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  • 65 45
    Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 6:12pm

    No way in hell's half acre did you blow a .22 then proceed to type a text this coherent

    • 38 39
      Submitted by fucksyourmother on Nov 21, 11 at 6:54pm

      i type better when i'm wasted. true story. not everyone is retarded.

      • 37 46
        Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 7:01pm

        So you're just retarted when you're sober? I still can bullshit. You are seeing double at a .22 and your hand-eye coordination is out the window.

      • 44 44
        Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 7:02pm

        Call*

  • 46 32
    Submitted by mari3 on Nov 22, 11 at 5:08am

    If you're going to call some one "retarded" at least spell it correctly. RetarTed? [insert rolling eyes]

    • 33 48
      Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:16am

      I'm using swype on a droid. It was a typographical error, excuse me

    • 39 42
      Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 24, 11 at 3:17am

      [insert my dick in your eye]

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Aberzhulan on Nov 21, 11 at 9:10pm

    I think I believe this as much as I believed this one dude when he told me he was stopped by the cops (while walking), blew a .4 and they took him home.\n\nWhich is to say, not at all.

    • 52 51
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Nov 22, 11 at 10:44am

      .40 is alcohol poisoning and that person would not have been walking.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by CardsFan11 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:31am

    I've blown a .22 the morning after, keep trying.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by RustySkoog on Nov 28, 11 at 1:58pm

    Best I ever blew was a .34... Had a whole 750 of Jaeger on a cruise ship in about 2 hours. Let's just say that the next two days were a real treat...

  • 51 51
    Submitted by slurpslurpslurp on Nov 21, 11 at 11:08pm

    The hospital told me when I woke up there that I blew above a .30. Now THATS a record.

  • 46 45
    Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 21, 11 at 12:36pm

    Your own breathalyzer, or the PS's?

  • 46 54
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 21, 11 at 4:42pm

    Good thing you told your friend that you are texting that you blew a .22, because there's no way he would've figured that out when you said you blew your age. I don't usually say this but faake.

  • 52 66
    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 21, 11 at 1:36pm

    I own a Breathalyzer, it makes foe great drinking games, cost $5 on eBay

    • 46 41
      Submitted by Malicius on Nov 21, 11 at 3:15pm

      I bought one to make certain people that worked for me blow before a shift..lol

  • 50 64
    Submitted by notadoctor on Nov 21, 11 at 3:18pm

    Amateur...

  • 42 75
    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 3:51pm

    holy shit please tell us what you remember of the night and how you got to that .22. www.iwassofuckedup.com