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  • No way in hell's half acre did you blow a .22 then proceed to type a text this coherent

    Submitted by Knocky64 on Nov 21, 11 at 6:12pm
  • If you're going to call some one "retarded" at least spell it correctly. RetarTed? [insert rolling eyes]

    Submitted by mari3 on Nov 22, 11 at 5:08am
  • I think I believe this as much as I believed this one dude when he told me he was stopped by the cops (while walking), blew a .4 and they took him home.\n\nWhich is to say, not at all.

    Submitted by Aberzhulan on Nov 21, 11 at 9:10pm
  • I own a Breathalyzer, it makes foe great drinking games, cost $5 on eBay

    Submitted by foxToaster on Nov 21, 11 at 1:36pm
    • I bought one to make certain people that worked for me blow before a

      Submitted by Malicius on Nov 21, 11 at 3:15pm
  • Best I ever blew was a .34... Had a whole 750 of Jaeger on a cruise ship in about 2 hours. Let's just say that the next two days were a real treat...

    Submitted by RustySkoog on Nov 28, 11 at 1:58pm
  • Your own breathalyzer, or the PS's?

    Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 21, 11 at 12:36pm
  • Good thing you told your friend that you are texting that you blew a .22, because there's no way he would've figured that out when you said you blew your age. I don't usually say this but faake.

    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Nov 21, 11 at 4:42pm
  • Amateur...

    Submitted by notadoctor on Nov 21, 11 at 3:18pm
  • I've blown a .22 the morning after, keep trying.

    Submitted by CardsFan11 on Nov 22, 11 at 9:31am
  • The hospital told me when I woke up there that I blew above a .30. Now THATS a record.

    Submitted by slurpslurpslurp on Nov 21, 11 at 11:08pm
  • holy shit please tell us what you remember of the night and how you got to that .22.

    Submitted by AlchFiend93 on Nov 21, 11 at 3:51pm