Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
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No way in hell's half acre did you blow a .22 then proceed to type a text this coherent
i type better when i'm wasted. true story. not everyone is retarded.
So you're just retarted when you're sober? I still can bullshit. You are seeing double at a .22 and your hand-eye coordination is out the window.
If you're going to call some one "retarded" at least spell it correctly. RetarTed? [insert rolling eyes]
I'm using swype on a droid. It was a typographical error, excuse me
[insert my dick in your eye]
I think I believe this as much as I believed this one dude when he told me he was stopped by the cops (while walking), blew a .4 and they took him home.\n\nWhich is to say, not at all.
.40 is alcohol poisoning and that person would not have been walking.
I own a Breathalyzer, it makes foe great drinking games, cost $5 on eBay
I bought one to make certain people that worked for me blow before a shift..lol
Good thing you told your friend that you are texting that you blew a .22, because there's no way he would've figured that out when you said you blew your age. I don't usually say this but faake.
Best I ever blew was a .34... Had a whole 750 of Jaeger on a cruise ship in about 2 hours. Let's just say that the next two days were a real treat...
Your own breathalyzer, or the PS's?
I've blown a .22 the morning after, keep trying.
The hospital told me when I woke up there that I blew above a .30. Now THATS a record.
holy shit please tell us what you remember of the night and how you got to that .22. www.iwassofuckedup.com