if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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the problem is you are getting drunk at home, and then trying to go somewhere
It is like the chick in paranormal activity.. I just saw that movie and it is sick!
waking up in your backyard curled up next to three dogs.. yea.. gives a whole new meaning to "three dog night. Lol!
Your an unedgubacated porch monkey so get from round here ya her
If it's your porch how're you considered homeless? You obviously have a house since you have a porch if you wake up on te street THEN you can start considering yourself homeless
You should put a bag of pretzels on the porch
That's like the girl in Paranormal Activity....
If I kept waking on the porch, I would be more likely to say "if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering moving my bed outside"
...or wait until it's someone else's porch :)
Making it toyour porch is like getting 1 point in horseshoes. Not a total waste of a turn.