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  • 65 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:52pm
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    the problem is you are getting drunk at home, and then trying to go somewhere

  • 62 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:15am
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    It is like the chick in paranormal activity.. I just saw that movie and it is sick!

  • 56 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:13am
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    waking up in your backyard curled up next to three dogs.. yea.. gives a whole new meaning to "three dog night. Lol!

  • 53 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:05pm
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    That's like the girl in Paranormal Activity....

  • 51 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:37pm
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    Your an unedgubacated porch monkey so get from round here ya her

  • 48 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:36pm
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    If it's your porch how're you considered homeless? You obviously have a house since you have a porch if you wake up on te street THEN you can start considering yourself homeless

  • 43 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:16pm
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    If I kept waking on the porch, I would be more likely to say "if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering moving my bed outside"

  • 43 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:28am
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    hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

  • 42 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:55pm
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    Making it toyour porch is like getting 1 point in horseshoes. Not a total waste of a turn.

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:36pm
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    You should put a bag of pretzels on the porch

  • 37 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:22pm
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    ...or wait until it's someone else's porch :)