if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
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the problem is you are getting drunk at home, and then trying to go somewhere
It is like the chick in paranormal activity.. I just saw that movie and it is sick!
waking up in your backyard curled up next to three dogs.. yea.. gives a whole new meaning to "three dog night. Lol!
Your an unedgubacated porch monkey so get from round here ya her
That's like the girl in Paranormal Activity....
You should put a bag of pretzels on the porch
If it's your porch how're you considered homeless? You obviously have a house since you have a porch if you wake up on te street THEN you can start considering yourself homeless
If I kept waking on the porch, I would be more likely to say "if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering moving my bed outside"
...or wait until it's someone else's porch :)
Making it toyour porch is like getting 1 point in horseshoes. Not a total waste of a turn.