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  • the problem is you are getting drunk at home, and then trying to go somewhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 10:52pm
  • It is like the chick in paranormal activity.. I just saw that movie and it is sick!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 2:15am
  • waking up in your backyard curled up next to three dogs.. yea.. gives a whole new meaning to "three dog night. Lol!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 15, 09 at 3:13am
  • Your an unedgubacated porch monkey so get from round here ya her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:37pm
  • If it's your porch how're you considered homeless? You obviously have a house since you have a porch if you wake up on te street THEN you can start considering yourself homeless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:36pm
  • hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 22, 09 at 12:28am
  • You should put a bag of pretzels on the porch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:36pm
  • That's like the girl in Paranormal Activity....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 8:05pm
  • If I kept waking on the porch, I would be more likely to say "if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering moving my bed outside"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:16pm
  • ...or wait until it's someone else's porch :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 1:22pm
  • Making it toyour porch is like getting 1 point in horseshoes. Not a total waste of a turn.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 2:55pm