Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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