that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
it's great music for shaving your balls
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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