HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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