yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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