My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
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I don't get it, are you just absolutely terrible at sex?
pizza is like sex. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good... and when you have some at night, you want more in the morning as soon as you wake up
yea, you must be doing it wrong
tfln the ugly truth ads are bothersome, friendly fb
Documentation is like sex: when it's good, it's really good; when it's bad, it's still better than nothing.
Or Woody Allen: "Sex without love is an empty nothing, but as far as empty nothings go, it's one of the best."
lame. I've heard that saying before.
thats so true about pizza.
The phrase has been around for awhile. I think you're an idiot.
How do you not get it?
...so your aunt got a number?
so is your sex kind of like that scalding hot pizza where all the toppings slide off into the the box and then when you go to take that first bite, you burn the roof of your mouth?
so i guess we should all eat less pizza? it's from itialy tho. i hate their soccer team. so i guess we should all have a war against italy