I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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Junk food stash next to the bed !?!? You must be huge !!
wow way to be an epic fail whoever posted all those numbers....time to get a life and move out of your parents basement.
i keep a junk food stash by my bed and i am definitely a thin person. its not really a stash though. a package of m&m's also, that i'll eat like maybe 10 out of when i get the urge. i have to keep it by my bed, because everyone in my house has a massive sweet tooth. i'm not at home a whole lot, and anytime there is any kind of candy or cookies or anything in the house, its gone before i can get to it. sometimes i really need something sweet and it sucks not having something!
9:41 epic asshole no funny
Really a junk food stash by the bed. Fucking fatties!
Predicting a very large female was responsible for this text.
Not really into junk food , but if I was... Sure think I would sneek something ... Better than m
Taken me forever to figure out what mandm's are. In America, it's written m
Is he a big fat fatty cuase fatties can sense food!
Fuck! That must be one BIG bitch! A stash in the bedroom, seriously?????
i understand 1:45 i live in a house with 6 other people i hide cokes and other little goodies in my room....i'm a thin person also. but when you got 6 grubby hands always eatin up all the sweet stuff, you learn to hide your shit!
I totally relate to the whole illogical snoring conundrum. I think if he can snore you can have your m
why do you have a secret of stash of junk food? if you must, keep it in another room. problem solved.
...you can have your candy.
way to justify keeping nastiness in your room.
This isn't really a tfln... Kinda lame
...and now I know why they don't type the ampersand. M and M's, I got it now...
Why do you all automatically assume the OP is fat?
And who the fuck cares if she is?
Jesus, people, stop being so fecking shallow.