I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
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Junk food stash next to the bed !?!? You must be huge !!
wow way to be an epic fail whoever posted all those numbers....time to get a life and move out of your parents basement.
i keep a junk food stash by my bed and i am definitely a thin person. its not really a stash though. a package of m&m's also, that i'll eat like maybe 10 out of when i get the urge. i have to keep it by my bed, because everyone in my house has a massive sweet tooth. i'm not at home a whole lot, and anytime there is any kind of candy or cookies or anything in the house, its gone before i can get to it. sometimes i really need something sweet and it sucks not having something!
9:41 epic asshole no funny
Really a junk food stash by the bed. Fucking fatties!
Predicting a very large female was responsible for this text.
Taken me forever to figure out what mandm's are. In America, it's written m
Not really into junk food , but if I was... Sure think I would sneek something ... Better than m
Is he a big fat fatty cuase fatties can sense food!
Fuck! That must be one BIG bitch! A stash in the bedroom, seriously?????
i understand 1:45 i live in a house with 6 other people i hide cokes and other little goodies in my room....i'm a thin person also. but when you got 6 grubby hands always eatin up all the sweet stuff, you learn to hide your shit!
why do you have a secret of stash of junk food? if you must, keep it in another room. problem solved.
I totally relate to the whole illogical snoring conundrum. I think if he can snore you can have your m
...you can have your candy.
way to justify keeping nastiness in your room.
This isn't really a tfln... Kinda lame
...and now I know why they don't type the ampersand. M and M's, I got it now...
Why do you all automatically assume the OP is fat?
And who the fuck cares if she is?
Jesus, people, stop being so fecking shallow.