the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Alive.
So much puke
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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