Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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