So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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Kind of a dick? You are a horrible cunt!
To make up for it, he gets any hole of yours all weekend.
Kind of? I went to take a piss today and pulled you out.
Did you piss on the cackle while you were at it? Shit in the ice cream?