So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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Kind of a dick? You are a horrible cunt!
Kind of? I went to take a piss today and pulled you out.
To make up for it, he gets any hole of yours all weekend.
Did you piss on the cackle while you were at it? Shit in the ice cream?