I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
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Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
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