They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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