Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I woke up at 5:30 the other morning to go give a blowjob......
Fires, sex, and still up from the night before are really the only good reasons to be up that early. Get off then take a nap dude.
I don't know, a job maybe?
I woke up at 5 in the morning for crew practice.
Umm, why? It's anonymous, who cares?
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants was first
My job, that's why I'd be up that early.
What I want to know is if this person is getting or giving?!
the girls I knew were, oh wait, they still are thank god
lmfaooooooooo. and haha 2:28
Agreed, 12:49. I do, however, think 12:39 is trying to make a point that being first is really stupid and pointless by using sarcasm.
yep. your sarcasm detector is clearly not working properly
Just curious. Girls weren't this open about it when I was that age.
OMG WHO CARES!!!!
Seriously, being first in an anonymous posting about texts from last night isn't exactly merit worthy.
Get a life.
Cocaine is also a legitimate reason
It's summer and NO ONE should be wearing corduroy.
Lovee crew guys
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants is insatiable.
2:28 you couldnt be more right