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Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I woke up at 5:30 the other morning to go give a blowjob......
What I want to know is if this person is getting or giving?!
Fires, sex, and still up from the night before are really the only good reasons to be up that early. Get off then take a nap dude.
I woke up at 5 in the morning for crew practice.
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants was first
Umm, why? It's anonymous, who cares?
My job, that's why I'd be up that early.
the girls I knew were, oh wait, they still are thank god
Cocaine is also a legitimate reason
yep. your sarcasm detector is clearly not working properly
Agreed, 12:49. I do, however, think 12:39 is trying to make a point that being first is really stupid and pointless by using sarcasm.
I don't know, a job maybe?
Just curious. Girls weren't this open about it when I was that age.
lmfaooooooooo. and haha 2:28
OMG WHO CARES!!!! Seriously, being first in an anonymous posting about texts from last night isn't exactly merit worthy. Get a life.
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants is insatiable.
Lovee crew guys
It's summer and NO ONE should be wearing corduroy.
2:28 you couldnt be more right
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