You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 58 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:49pm

    Fires, sex, and still up from the night before are really the only good reasons to be up that early. Get off then take a nap dude.

  • 55 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:16pm

    What I want to know is if this person is getting or giving?!

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 7:25am

    I woke up at 5:30 the other morning to go give a blowjob......

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 2:21am

    Gordon in the Corduroy Pants was first

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 3:37pm

    I woke up at 5 in the morning for crew practice.

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:49pm

    My job, that's why I'd be up that early.

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:19pm

    Umm, why? It's anonymous, who cares?

  • 52 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:22pm

    the girls I knew were, oh wait, they still are thank god

  • 45 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:51pm

    Agreed, 12:49. I do, however, think 12:39 is trying to make a point that being first is really stupid and pointless by using sarcasm.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:10pm

    I don't know, a job maybe?

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:03pm

    yep. your sarcasm detector is clearly not working properly

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:28pm

    Cocaine is also a legitimate reason

  • 44 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 2:56pm

    lmfaooooooooo. and haha 2:28

  • 48 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 12:49pm

    OMG WHO CARES!!!! Seriously, being first in an anonymous posting about texts from last night isn't exactly merit worthy. Get a life.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:20pm

    Just curious. Girls weren't this open about it when I was that age.

  • 41 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:10pm

    It's summer and NO ONE should be wearing corduroy.

  • 33 53
    Submitted by randomm on Jun 11, 10 at 3:51pm

    Lovee crew guys

  • 46 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 1:08pm

    Gordon in the Corduroy Pants is insatiable.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:03pm

    2:28 you couldnt be more right