Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
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I woke up at 5:30 the other morning to go give a blowjob......
Fires, sex, and still up from the night before are really the only good reasons to be up that early. Get off then take a nap dude.
I don't know, a job maybe?
I woke up at 5 in the morning for crew practice.
What I want to know is if this person is getting or giving?!
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants was first
Umm, why? It's anonymous, who cares?
My job, that's why I'd be up that early.
lmfaooooooooo. and haha 2:28
the girls I knew were, oh wait, they still are thank god
Agreed, 12:49. I do, however, think 12:39 is trying to make a point that being first is really stupid and pointless by using sarcasm.
Just curious. Girls weren't this open about it when I was that age.
OMG WHO CARES!!!!
Seriously, being first in an anonymous posting about texts from last night isn't exactly merit worthy.
Get a life.
yep. your sarcasm detector is clearly not working properly
Cocaine is also a legitimate reason
It's summer and NO ONE should be wearing corduroy.
Lovee crew guys
Gordon in the Corduroy Pants is insatiable.
2:28 you couldnt be more right