you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
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nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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