the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
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Ahh... a real Dairy Queen delight!
Mayonnaise always gets a bad rap.
There's many girls in Idaho that would fit that description
my friend dustin said that after the first time he had sex with some whore! actually he said "have you ever stuck ur dick in and out of a ziplock bag full of mayonaise? thats what it was like" hahaha
As they say, any port (or jar of mayonnaise) in a storm.
maybe if the mayo was frozen...
was her name allie kern by any chance?
Awww. I just totally gagged to the pooint of puking. I have a severe aversion to mayo!
Sounds like some nasty skank that every knows that use to live in twin
i'm turned off my food.
Maybe you have a tiny dick, lol.
Been there, done that...
Like stirring a bucket of paint.
wet but loose? sick!
like putting a chapstick in the luray caverns...
Are you saying she's blown out or you have a needle dick or both?
It's not always the size of the vehicle being driven. But the size of the lot you park it in... Just sayin...
spoiled mayo leaves a nice stink....
so....is that bad or good?
Hey, I know Rachel.
Oh christ. Was it Rachel?
uhhhh youve stuck it in a mayonase jar?
hahah "maddie get lost jesus christ" ahahaah
i am ashamed to say that i have a home in the 208
now that's just gross lol
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I want Subway now.
that is THE most perfect way to put that
Seriously how manty times has she fucked around. Absolutely disgusting. Damn whore
Kristen Michaels...this is deff abt her
Sounds like my gf--grand canyon
Quoting an infant's words: "Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway."
just threw out my brand new jar of mayo. thanks
Haha anyone watch south park? Cause if you do then you'll all know that having sex with a dead body sounds like sticking your hand in mayo. So was she dead?
maddie get lost.
Ew, that's nasty man. I'm guessing you had to pick a side and rub. FAIL.
i may have just puked a little in my mouth...
THE REAL QUESTION IS... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT STICKIN' IT IN MAYONNAISE ACTUALLY FEELS LIKE ANYWAYS?
maybe you have a micro penis
someone up there said now they want subway, it made me think of my girlfriend cause her mom owns a subway. :( thanks for that bad image.
jesus that is friggen nasty..
haha makes me think u were doing her when she had a yeast infection..siiiiiick
I think I'm going to barf
Like fresh from the fridge?
Lmao! at may 18th. So sad that its true.
lol fucking disgusting but seriously maybe you ARE small?
Is that good or bad?? lol
too much info right there.
Or Rachel Scimeca. Disgusting whore.
That's just plain disgusting but, LMAO @ May 13th, 1:17...
warm strawberry jam is much better
He shouldn't have sex with her again.
Or jk mn or perhaps mg
Do you need some tweezers for that tiny dick of yours? Asshole.
Whats WRong with that girl/!?!!?!?
Or Alysa deck
theres something seriously wrong with that girl. tell her to see a doctor IMMEDIATELY. you might wanna see one too
I don't understand, was it because it was really big and wet, or because there was something super extra wrong with her? Medically?
"Like stirring a bucket of paint." lmao how apropos