apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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