It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
drinking out of a sandbucket again
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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