I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
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I feel like that everyday.
Being an adult: you're doing it right.
Why Jack Daniels is better than women: Jack is cheap and not a bitch, Jack doesn't mind mixing with others, Jack is from the south and has class, Jack rewards the brave and punishes the losers, Jack is square and still cool.
Fuck pants. Js
...and masturbate your feelings away?