Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
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the white tiger strikes again!
Um, if you had to have your dad pick you up after you get ass you are most likely too young to get laid.
haha been there done that
If you're a guy, he won't care. If you're a girl, he's ashamed and disappointed. Either way you had a good time, enjoy it.
try leaving an empty condom wrapper in your dads car... definitely no bueno
i want an explanation of this text from whoever sent it
my dick > 12 13's dick
i think 12:13 thinks the fact that the text used the word "like" (appropriately, mind you!) should be a red alert
haha, 1:17 very funny!... and its probably accurate......
12:13 what the fuck are you talking about
been there, done that... and 11:30 haha that sucks
Oh, I've been there, done that.
That's the good part.
The bad part is if/when your father REALIZES that you actually had your pants off two minutes ago.
Ahaha. No bueno.
If your a girl when you got in the car I was the seat if your a guy I would have walked home naked
sounds like the night i got drunk, laid, got in my mom's car in a skirt, underwear missing. cause i wasn't gonna drive my truck home drunk. so responsible!!!
folks, lets not make fun of 1213
his/her life probably sucks enough already
I don't know, if that's the best part it doesn't sound like the kid got laid.
What are you? 13?
i hope nobody thinks this is funny....."like" "totally" "omg" please drinking is no excuse for sounding like a 13 year old girl watching a jonas brothers video
You're an idiot. You read the text like a 13 year old girl watching a jonas brothers video. The text is nothing like how your dumb ass read it. lol I think it's past your bed time.
try putting the empty condom wrapper up the sleeve of your long sleeve shirt and it falling out in front of your dad.... uh not cool bro