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  • the white tiger strikes again!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 7:33am
  • Um, if you had to have your dad pick you up after you get ass you are most likely too young to get laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:41pm
  • haha been there done that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 4:44am
  • If you're a guy, he won't care. If you're a girl, he's ashamed and disappointed. Either way you had a good time, enjoy it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:21pm
  • try leaving an empty condom wrapper in your dads car... definitely no bueno

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:30am
  • i want an explanation of this text from whoever sent it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:11am
  • my dick > 12 13's dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:17am
  • i think 12:13 thinks the fact that the text used the word "like" (appropriately, mind you!) should be a red alert

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:23am
  • haha, 1:17 very funny!... and its probably accurate......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 3:45am
  • 12:13 what the fuck are you talking about

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:16am
  • been there, done that... and 11:30 haha that sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:39pm
  • Oh, I've been there, done that. That's the good part. The bad part is if/when your father REALIZES that you actually had your pants off two minutes ago. Ahaha. No bueno.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:16pm
  • If your a girl when you got in the car I was the seat if your a guy I would have walked home naked

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:54pm
  • sounds like the night i got drunk, laid, got in my mom's car in a skirt, underwear missing. cause i wasn't gonna drive my truck home drunk. so responsible!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:26am
  • folks, lets not make fun of 1213 his/her life probably sucks enough already

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 2:35am
  • What are you? 13?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 12:35am
  • i hope nobody thinks this is funny....."like" "totally" "omg" please drinking is no excuse for sounding like a 13 year old girl watching a jonas brothers video

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:13am
  • I don't know, if that's the best part it doesn't sound like the kid got laid.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:49pm
  • 12:13AM You're an idiot. You read the text like a 13 year old girl watching a jonas brothers video. The text is nothing like how your dumb ass read it. lol I think it's past your bed time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:39am
  • try putting the empty condom wrapper up the sleeve of your long sleeve shirt and it falling out in front of your dad.... uh not cool bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 9:47pm