i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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