Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
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............at the same time???
Every situation needs a hero.
Masturbating = protein shake
Really? Are you kidding me? Why would you beat off to dr. Phil? #1 dude #2 ugly #3 HE'S A DUDE!!!!! I think you should reassess your whole life!