i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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