Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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