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  • Who is this tool? Try Facebook nimrod. It's not sexual unless you get off on Farm-based activites. Anyway. Truffles are better than bacon. MUSHROOOOOOM tip.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:31am
  • Because pigs hunt truffles IRL? Why can't you kill the cow when you want to? Because if farmville had realistic things like this, it would be WAY too much fun, to watch the chicken REALLY run around without his head on :]

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:41am
  • BACON IS GOOD FOR ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:02am
  • OMG! Hahahaaha! So funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:31pm
  • Goddamnit I don't want to hear any more about fucking Farmville.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:52am
  • Oh I get it, because bacon is made from pigs but farmville doesn't allow slaughtering animals. -Tommy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:56pm
  • 8:37 me too! It almost made me cry. ELEPHANTS DO NOT GIVE US PEANUTS, WE GIVE PEANUTS TO THEM!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:10am
  • @7.08 farmville is a facebook game where you pretend to be a farmer. people get obsessed by it, staying up so they can harvest their crops, etc.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:13am
  • dude.. i just harvest a cat.. guess what it yields... fucking yarn. talk about disappointment. I wanted some moo goo cat from da chineeze restaraunt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 11:15pm
  • But pigs eat the truffles they find..dogs find them and don't eat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:11am
  • DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS -Tommy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:04am
  • I want the horse to give glue.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:46pm
  • Haha sounds like a fat person :L

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:09pm
  • hey ummmm 11:21 you do realize that you put "LOLOL" so you basically saying laugh out loud out loud you realize that right???? :^)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:33pm
  • I like you, David Schulberg.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:38am
  • farmville will be the end of america. trust.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:47am
  • or else it gets the hose again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:09am
  • Omg I agreeeeee!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 1:52pm
  • Cause pigs smell out truffles which is worth a lot more than bacon...if they gave u bacon they would die...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:43pm
  • wht is a truffle anyway??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 2:36am
  • Kind regards for that 7:13... But another question my friend: by saying "harvest their crops" were you partaking in innuendo (i.e. "in her end OHHH!"), really meaning something else, or did you simply mean they were doing farm based activities. Thanks once again, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:22am
  • yeah and I totally expected ivory from the baby elephants too....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:37am
  • I googled it once when I was playing.. It's a fungus that pigs dig up! WTF?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 3:56am
  • I see piggy, I see pork. Watch out piggy, I got a fork!

    Submitted by ttesroD on Oct 21, 10 at 4:14am
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:09am
  • And the elephants should give ivorey

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 4:35pm
  • "Why so serious" 9:43 (In Heath Ledger's "The Joker" voice)? COL, but why the hostility my friend? Cheerfully, David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:52am
  • Truffle make thousands a pound..... I'd wan the trufffles!!!

    Submitted by purpleispretty on Apr 12, 10 at 9:55pm
  • Alsooooooooooo, penis. David Schluberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:32am
  • I was wondering the same thing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:25pm
  • Why is everyone so critical about this crap!? He obviously said it tone funny! Gosh, everyone who sits there like ugh your so stupid, YOUR THE FUCKING STUPID ONE!

    Submitted by shelbi457 on Jun 16, 10 at 10:35pm
  • Schulberg - - - - - - 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am
  • When I think truffles I think chocolate ahaha pigs giving chocolate! Love it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:48pm
  • KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03am
  • HAHHAHAHAHHA! favorite <3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Truffles are mushrooms. Pigs dig them up on the farm

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 12:50pm
  • as said by anonymous on October 29,2009 at 7:04am, "Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy" "Felches" means to eat semen out of a man or woman's asshole. Unless, of course, that's the "load" being referred to in that sentence, I think this writer is the actual "moron"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 2:17pm
  • This farmville shit is getting played out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:04am
  • bacon is good for me too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:03am
  • Cause farmers use pigs to find truffles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:44am
  • This made me laugh SO HARD!! Awesome!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:11am
  • Pig find truffles dumbshits...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 25, 09 at 8:50pm
  • BACON

    Submitted by Wimetime95 on Jul 18, 10 at 5:14pm
  • I said the exact fuckin thing like 2 weeks ago!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:33pm
  • Charles Rutherford says: Fuck the Pigs!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:57am
  • Best thing in the world.. Truffles!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:51am
  • I have another question to answer your question OP. why do you play farmville? cunt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 9:43am
  • Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am
  • I'd be willing to sacrafice a pig on farmville if it yielded bacon

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 2:40pm
  • Yes I want that too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 11:47am
  • I ASKED MY FRIEND THE SAME THING. seriously, wtf? truffles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 13, 09 at 9:36pm
  • I'm David Schulberg, and I love cock 'n' balls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 8:53am
  • I like you too David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:49am
  • Truffles are really fucking expensive mushrooms that people train pigs to find because they grow underground. and because there are too many hippies who would go batshit crazy over killing animals in a game. I'd love a farm where I could harvest veal, Kobe beef and lambchops instead of pussyass truffles.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 10:45am
  • Sarre says pig abuse is life abuse

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Gooooooood morning (emphasis added) fellow TFLNers!! What a glourious day it is to be alive :) . My first Q for the day is this: what is farmville? I've heard this referenced several times before but am personally unaquainted with it. Thaaaaanks (thumbs up added), David Schulberg

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:08am
  • They give you truffles because that is how truffles are found. With pigs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 9:01pm
  • XD I say the same fucking thing!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 3:48am
  • hahahahahaha lovee it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 3:42pm
  • literally just asked the same question today

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 6:36pm
  • You'd run out of pigs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 30, 09 at 1:48am
  • They train pigs to find trufles because they grow underground. Duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 7:36am