Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
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Who is this tool? Try Facebook nimrod. It's not sexual unless you get off on Farm-based activites.
Anyway. Truffles are better than bacon. MUSHROOOOOOM
Because pigs hunt truffles IRL? Why can't you kill the cow when you want to? Because if farmville had realistic things like this, it would be WAY too much fun, to watch the chicken REALLY run around without his head on :]
BACON IS GOOD FOR ME
OMG! Hahahaaha! So funny!
Oh I get it, because bacon is made from pigs but farmville doesn't allow slaughtering animals.
Goddamnit I don't want to hear any more about fucking Farmville.
farmville is a facebook game where you pretend to be a farmer. people get obsessed by it, staying up so they can harvest their crops, etc.
But pigs eat the truffles they find..dogs find them and don't eat.
8:37 me too! It almost made me cry. ELEPHANTS DO NOT GIVE US PEANUTS, WE GIVE PEANUTS TO THEM!!!!!!!
dude.. i just harvest a cat.. guess what it yields... fucking yarn. talk about disappointment. I wanted some moo goo cat from da chineeze restaraunt.
DISREGARD THAT I SUX COCKS
Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy
Haha sounds like a fat person :L
or else it gets the hose again.
I want the horse to give glue.
hey ummmm 11:21 you do realize that you put "LOLOL" so you basically saying laugh out loud out loud you realize that right???? :^)
wht is a truffle anyway??
I like you, David Schulberg.
Omg I agreeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Cause pigs smell out truffles which is worth a lot more than bacon...if they gave u bacon they would die...
farmville will be the end of america. trust.
I googled it once when I was playing.. It's a fungus that pigs dig up! WTF?
Kind regards for that 7:13... But another question my friend: by saying "harvest their crops" were you partaking in innuendo (i.e. "in her end OHHH!"), really meaning something else, or did you simply mean they were doing farm based activities.
Thanks once again, David Schulberg
yeah and I totally expected ivory from the baby elephants too....
"Why so serious" 9:43 (In Heath Ledger's "The
Joker" voice)? COL, but why the hostility my friend?
Cheerfully, David Schulberg
I see piggy, I see pork. Watch out piggy, I got a fork!
I was wondering the same thing
And the elephants should give ivorey
Schulberg - - - - - -
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
Truffle make thousands a pound..... I'd wan the trufffles!!!
Why is everyone so critical about this crap!? He obviously said it tone funny! Gosh, everyone who sits there like ugh your so stupid, YOUR THE FUCKING STUPID ONE!
When I think truffles I think chocolate ahaha pigs giving chocolate! Love it
Truffles are mushrooms. Pigs dig them up on the farm
as said by anonymous on October 29,2009 at 7:04am, "Truffles are worth a truffle load you moron. A kilo felches you THOUSANDS! With that kind of mulai, you could buy all the BACON you wanted fat boy" "Felches" means to eat semen out of a man or woman's asshole. Unless, of course, that's the "load" being referred to in that sentence, I think this writer is the actual "moron"
KEVIN BACON IS GOOD TO ME
Yes I want that too!!!
Charles Rutherford says: Fuck the Pigs!
This made me laugh SO HARD!! Awesome!
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger MUSHROOM MUSHROOM.
This farmville shit is getting played out
bacon is good for me too
HAHHAHAHAHHA! favorite <3
I said the exact fuckin thing like 2 weeks ago!!!!
I have another question to answer your question OP. why do you play farmville? cunt
Cause farmers use pigs to find truffles
Pig find truffles dumbshits...
I'd be willing to sacrafice a pig on farmville if it yielded bacon
Best thing in the world.. Truffles!!!
I ASKED MY FRIEND THE SAME THING.
seriously, wtf? truffles?
I'm David Schulberg, and I love cock 'n' balls!
Truffles are really fucking expensive mushrooms that people train pigs to find because they grow underground. and because there are too many hippies who would go batshit crazy over killing animals in a game. I'd love a farm where I could harvest veal, Kobe beef and lambchops instead of pussyass truffles.
I like you too David Schulberg
Sarre says pig abuse is life abuse
They give you truffles because that is how truffles are found. With pigs.
Gooooooood morning (emphasis added) fellow TFLNers!! What a glourious day it is to be alive :) . My first Q for the day is this: what is farmville? I've heard this referenced several times before but am personally unaquainted with it.
Thaaaaanks (thumbs up added), David Schulberg
XD I say the same fucking thing!!!!!
literally just asked the same question today
hahahahahaha lovee it!
You'd run out of pigs.
They train pigs to find trufles because they grow underground. Duh