Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
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I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
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Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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