did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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