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  • for some reason that my me laugh and now my office thinks im pyscho

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Or it could have been the meth lab in your garage

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:56pm
  • 4:42 I thought it was "make like a tree and leaf!" No wonder he got arrested!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 5:02pm
  • Hahahaha!!

    Submitted by BertaBeth on Sep 18, 10 at 5:54am
  • nobody move, nobody get hurt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:31pm
  • EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKIN 2:01..... a good reason why i know alot of these are fakes...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:47pm
  • sometimes if you're not a dick the guys at the jail will let you "get a number out of your cell" to call someone to post bond... coulda sent the text then

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 9:30pm
  • My son has texted me twice when arrested... both times from a holding cell.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I don't think he means just a in the cop said "ur arrested" then he sent the text. I've used the word just to describe something that happened a few hours ago even If I had the chance to text or inform the person "just" after it happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 12:15am
  • 3:27 is wrong. I've seen whites be arrested for being uncooperative.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 11:29pm
  • How does one text after JUST being arrested?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:01pm
  • I've been arrested and only got my fingerprints taken and was given a citation. You don't necessarily get taken down to the station when you get arrested depending on what it's for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • When i hear that i never move, but my friend "tequila" always starts running

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 9:02am
  • how can you text after you just got arrested? I call BS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:35pm
  • some times when you get arrested and they place you in a holding cell before they search you and take your property, hence the ability to use your phone. I have done it a few times before as well.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:22pm
  • fuck you posting error

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 10:21pm
  • Clearly the OP has to be ethnic, since white people never get arrested for being "uncooperative" with the police.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:27pm
  • i wondered that as well

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 2:44pm
  • well there is a sort of clue in there isn't there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:51pm
  • Okay first of all, haters, he probably texted after he was let out of jail. If I was just walking out of a holding cell I'd call that "just got arrested." Secondly, I LOVE THIS TEXT. At least he realizes his mistake unlike most people who are like "OMG COPS SUCK." No dipshits, don't move means make like a tree and don't move.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 4:42pm
  • Its not like he robbed a fuckin bank guys, Im sure he could get out a text, or maybe he did it after they let him go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 3:20pm