It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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