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  • then your friend is a douche bag too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:35pm
  • When i order I say Coke and Rum...all because of the song "ignition"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:14pm
  • I once said Diet and Captain. instant facepalm. btw, I do drink Captain and Diet since I am diabetic, so who knows about this person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:30pm
  • diet drinks actually allows the alcohol to move through your body faster..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 7:40pm
  • About 6% of world's population are diabetics. So no, odds are that this guy doesn't have diabetes. Captain and Coke for me!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:03pm
  • I don't think there was enough emphasis on the rum.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:59pm
  • my friend has diabetes and cannot drink regular coke, odds are this guy may have the same condition.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:21pm
  • Rum and Coke is the best. Diet would ruin it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Guess they didn't have Cosmopolitans?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:30pm
  • he is looking out for his girlish figure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:32pm
  • All the benefit, none of the downside. What's not to like?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Bacardi & Diet just sounds that much better though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 12:53pm
  • Also less sugar= less of a hangover But in any situation..people who simply order a "diet" annoy the hell out of me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 13, 10 at 4:56pm
  • i doubt that the ODDS are this guy also has diabetes. i mean, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:41pm
  • doesnt even taste the same. YUCK

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:31pm
  • Actually having diet with alcohol increases the effect it has on your body. Maybe he was cutting down on the price of all th drinks and going for the same effect?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I think there was too much emphasis on the word diet.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:35pm
  • I'm a bartender. Drink etiquette is order size, liquor, mixer, then garnish. i.e. May I please have a double tall Vodka Cran with lime, Never EVER cranberry vodka, or you will get either a shot of cranberry flavored vodka, or at least definitely less vodka in you drink. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:09pm
  • haha. i do that too, but i'm a gal.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 8:39pm
  • 10:46 beat me to it. Less sugar in drinks means faster alcohol absorption. The guy is just looking trashed faster. Secret trick for kids on a budget....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 2:23am
  • Reading these makes me happy Im not the only one who goes on horrible dates

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 5:09am
  • lol... GAYYY!

    Submitted by firetresses on Aug 29, 10 at 3:57pm