Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
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We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize