We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
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i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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