This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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Sooo I'm just wondering if it was the emergency door, did the alarm go off?
Since when are freshmen old enough to even buy pitchers of beer?
Sounds like college park at our finest
hahahahah 443 babyyy. now... where exactly were these $2 pitchers?!
Gotta love those fake ids and freshmen who don't know how to drink
i miss when turtle had $5 mixed drink pitchers :(
Fuck $5 pitchers, does anyone remember dead presidents night with 25 cent rails
her dedication is the stuff dreams are made of
@Nebraska...Thornton Melon was a freshman.
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH.
Please tell me where in the 443 you can get pitchers. Underage at that.
youre welcome. sincerely, the turtle barstaff