He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
he shaved USA in his pubs
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
