I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
I looked at my own cervix.
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i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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