He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
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Are you kidding? The only thing that would've been more awesome is if he had paid for you to get a lap dance. And if you're female and going to a strip club with your boyfriend, that ranks pretty high on the girlfriend scale. I'd say you're probably pretty good for each other.
Gymnastic girls who become strippers are some of the best pole dancers!
If you don't take him, a girl more deserving with a better figure gets him.