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  • 57 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:32pm
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    I FUCKING LOVE JEWS!!! They're always up for a good time ; )

  • 53 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:24pm
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    so true. god I love being Jewish

  • 47 28
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:35pm
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    Yet another reason it's good to be Jewish

  • 45 26
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:01pm
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    I gotta try that one!!! You rule!!!

  • 37 23
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:47am
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    freliliche chanukah, guys! :) id invite you all to my place for the worlds best latkes (and vodka) but im afraid of all the retards who'd show up but jeff and sven would be invited:)

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:43pm
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    LOL..... i love being jewish !!!! hahahah

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:25pm
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    There is no such thing as god, your family and church have skull-fucked you since birth. Think for yourself. I cant believe anyone would believe in a magical sky daddy.

  • 38 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:42pm
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    fuck you 6:36 i'm jewish

  • 35 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:00pm
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    Does that mean he got Jewd

  • 38 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:46pm
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    yeah same here. if u don't shut ur mouth we're gonna go old testament on you're goym ass!!!

  • 37 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:16am
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    All the people who wrote how Christian they are, are full of shit. Any person who really had morals wouldn't be on this site.

  • 35 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:10pm
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    hannukah is actually 8 days....

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 8:29pm
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    There is no god, but merry christmas anyway. All religeous crap aside, I love christmas. Who doesn't like free stuff?

  • 33 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:59pm
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    What's with all the Hitler worshipers...it's a little frightening

  • 34 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:02pm
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    jews acting hard thats just funny

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 3:12pm
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    12:10 should have googled before posting! Great text! I wanna convert just to play along

  • 36 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:19pm
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    k 2:10 your a dumbass because they already had the first night so do the math and you get seven more.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:22am
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    The text reads like they came up with that idea. We've been using vodka instead of gelt since high school. Our parents probably got shitfaced during Hanukkah. Big fucking deal.

  • 30 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 2:47am
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    i was about to do this tonight but my friend got too drunk before we could start to

  • 28 30
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 11:00am
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    we made strip-dreidel

  • 29 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 7:50pm
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    im gonna take every single one of you neo fucking nazi rat fucking cocksuckers and line you up against a wall, make you get on your knees and pray that the worst i do to you is shove my dick in your mouths. the same mouths that spew shit like what youre saying into everyone else's lives. youre a disgrace to people everywhere. shave your mustache and pop cyanide you stupid fucks.

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 7:22pm
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    the sad thing is, my friends and I did this too

  • 28 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 8:10am
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    6:23 I think that's the first "first" post that made ne laugh. I'm not sure why.

  • 24 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:50pm
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    Lolz the stereotype that Jews love getting trashed like the Irish

  • 30 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 10:23am
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    Jews are worse than both mormons and jehovas witnesses! ....terrible people.

  • 30 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 13, 09 at 12:48pm
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    I think Hitler had the right idea cook all the Jews

  • 25 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:20pm
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    9:08, you read my mind. lol.

  • 17 25
    Submitted by prometheus on Aug 23, 10 at 2:59am
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    DAMN YOU CREATIONISTS... And vodka -_- \n ironicly enough my screen name is based off of a early greek (creationism) god

  • 33 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 6:27pm
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    I'm a hard core Christian. Merry Christmas world!!

  • 28 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 9:32pm
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    Jews like sticky cum in their mouth, but it must first pass through their asshole. Then they must eat it. From their asshole. The cum, which was in their asshole is now in their mouth. It was in their asshole, now to the mouth. The sperm is now in his mouth. But it came from his asshole.

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