dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
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at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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