dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
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I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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