he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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"You never go ass to mouth."
Sounds like you were sleeping with my ex. Have fun.
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
As a guy, I put my P in A, V and M simultaneously.
e-Coli, Giardia, the list goes on. So not worth the risk. Or the risk of the taste (*shudder*). I'm all for some fun and have indulged in each spot with pleasure. I'm also very far from a germaphobe. Ass-to-mouth, though, is literally sickening. Ass-to-anywhere, in fact, is just asking for trouble (kidney infections are the *least* of potential issues). Get an education, people. The ass should be final destination.
when she said "p in my m" i thought mother before mouth... is that a bad thing?
Marjory? Is it really you?
ATM is a no no. I don't care how clean you think you are.
pussy to mouth - yes
pussy to ass - yes
ass to pussy - yes
ass to mouth - NO
My basic rule is that if a guy won't let me fuck his ass with my strap-on and ATM him, then he certainly doesn't get to do that to me. All things being equal, it's the best way to keep everyone honest.
yeah, no one's ever tossed a salad? i mean, omg!
ahhh San Diego!!! Which is German for....A Whale's Vagina.
mmm i want a p right now
wow, really people? don't criticize until you try it. ATM can be pretty kinky and fun, may seem gross at the moment but it leaves your man happy.
what's the big deal anyways.
those are all the places a "p" is supposed to go.
I want to C all over her T's.
i feel stupid, what's an m? D:
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OH. oh jesus ew.
going ATM with a chick is totally awesome!! unless its your gf.....
Come on U can stand a Choco/Tuna Popsicle!!!
4:10---oh trust me I don't. Certain guys just take their sweet ass time bc they figure I'm doing all the work. Bouncing around for 2 hours is exhausting fellas!
7:02 Brazilian Girls!
4:23, can you be my bend-over boyfriend?
Never go ass to mouth. ever.
11 01 you sound like my bf lol
this is why the STD rate is growing rapidly
choco taco fish farm city.. gross.
haha lets keep porn maneuvers to porn.
the reality of it is guys would you want to eat a girl out after she took a nasty shit?!
nah... im sorry but feces in the mouth, save that shit for fear factor.
3:52PM - Clerks 2. Well played!
p = penus
a = ass
omg you ppl are stupid!
I must say its hot when a girl does that but I can respect it if they refuse. i mean there are plenty of other ways to get my rocks off that doesnt involve putting shit in her mouth....
So none of you people are into rimming?
"aural" was actually a very clever pun. go look it up.
3:48 CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID
also the fact that you totaly used the wrong letter for ASS
You smell like other men. That is so hot.
3:54 sounds like she has had some p to v to a to v....
I know a guy who did that to a water buffalo of a girl one time on a road trip. He told me when we got back to the hotel the next morning. I haven't laughed that hard since.
once u go black u go deaf
5:20 . . . yes, and yes.
Ahh. The legendary fourth fuck hole.
5:44 you must have frequent flyer miles at your GYN. :(
Can we make it Hinie instead of Ass? I like that word better ;)
So where did he B his L?
so if she is texting can we assume that she eventually let the guy put his p in her e and can no longer hear her? haha, no but that would be funny though
3:37, will you marry me?
6:32pm, Family Guy. Niccccce. ;-)
and, Aural? really?
V to M to V isn't bad.
A to M is fucking disgusting. MMMinfectioncausingbacteria!
a2m is hot in porn, a little gross in real life, but if she asked for it i'd definitely oblige
Ass is LAST. After it's been in there, it doesn't go anywhere else.
5:20 Sue Johanson reference FTW. Amen!
i think 3:48 is a little confused about p and v
Leaves your man happy? Jesus CHRIST. You know, I never had a problem with porn until it got so jaded that it had to keep pushing the limits. Now so many guys are do damned porntarded that they think all the kink is needed it for it to even qualify as sex. Truth is, cocks go in vaginas. You should be fucking happy with that. If you're not, that's YOUR problem and no girl is obligated to get you past your sick, stupid misguided mindset.
shut up, just everyone shut the fuck up.
the arm pit would have been a far superior choice to ear
How old was this kid that she had to use only the first letter?
9:38 - hahaha SLOW BURN! fuck it's nasty though...
a to m...fuck...
for all you guys out there who think ass to mouth - or ass to anywhere- is cool....i hope you get every STD in the book. youre disgusting and there is nothing good about that. the ass should always, always be the last stop on your route. would you eat your own shit? no? then dont expect a girl to.
anal is awesome.
ass to mouth is nasty.
5:15 is my kind of woman. The question is: Do you own a strap-on, and would you do it?
I think I am in love.
Why are all the posts here always so sex-negative?
THAT I FREAKING NASTY.................. GAG
that is really disgusting
Fd up is the new normal
he's gonna B his L in your ear!
omg, my boyfriend does that to me almost all the damn time :P
GOING FROM P TO V IS NOT CONSIDERED DOUBLE DIPPING. GOING FROM P TO V BACK TO V IS DOUBLE DIPPING AND CAUSES INFECTIONS
AND CHOCO TACOS
"The ass is the final destination." -- Is that where good cocks go when they die?
You had BAD SEX with a jerk who tried to molest all your orifices? Is your self esteem that low?
been there done that..
^ good question and did it have a chocolate swirl to it?
Hahahaha you never said that you didn't let him put the p in your m.
his p in your v? lmao. this sounds like a kindergarten book about sex
why is 2:02AM a heteronormative BITCH?
If I find a girl that would do that, I will marry her. Wait, she has to deepthroat too.
im gonna hate fuck every single person that wrote on here. youre all gonna get ass to mouth to vagina to ballls to tits to weiners. suck it.
June 10, 2009 3:48PM is mildly retarded
Tits would have been next.
As a guy, ATM is a little gross, but the the gross factor is outweighed by how hot it is.
Don't you just HATE it when they take forever? It's like if my "v" isn't good enough for you stay home and watch some porn buddy!
you know she enjoyed every moment of it.....why wouldn't she?
sounds like a dream date!
been there done that...it's not too bad actually
i want a girl like you
Had you allowed the p in your m, I'd ask you to be my gf
the ass is dirty. fecal matter is biohazardous, thats why its not cool.
I'm not disputing her nastiness... I just want her number.
Ass to anything is a great way to get sick.
Either way, you know, as a girl, you get to pick where the boy puts his junk. Whore.
it wouldn't fit in your ear. my ex tried to put it in my ear. no go.
i looooove a p in my v then in the a then rammed in my m. maybe even back in the v after that.
"what u need to do is leave ur P in the V so u can have a B A B Y and be a normal person"
Thats an ATM for you... Ass To Mouth!
BUTT SEX IS DISGUSTING!!!!
oh and you are all motherfucking virgins
4:18 let's get fucking married tomorrow.
yeah im really sorry about that... it wont happen again
The Original Poster is a Prude. I go Ass to Mouth all the time, and it's as hot in real life as it is in porn!
If Sue Johanson is sickened by ass to mouth, it's a pretty safe bet that it's nasty. She can listen to anything but not that. Please, please tell me you did not put it in your mouth. I'm not a prude, but there's a limit and that crosses it.
mouth first, then vagina. Period. Maybe the other way around. But if you are gonna go ass, do it last. Seriously.
3:48... how exactly do you go from p to v and back to v? Aren't you already there at that point? If you know some kind of trick I'm not aware of, please elaborate.
What about P in the V(while she's got her P) then in the M?
(Note: The second 'P' stands for Period)
ps. Doesn't M stand for Mudkip?
407- maybe if you didnt just lay there and made sex a lil more interesting it would take "forever"
We should hang out sometime.
A is the new V get use to it.lol
Hey... A chick that goes A to M is a keeper.
why would you want that?
2:17 - you are clearly the vigrin here. Now please go wash your eyes out with soap after all this naughty reading
2:02 - and you clearly love it in the pooper
I think this text was about me. Kristin, was that you?
I think he was trying to say from vag to ass and back to vag again. Dumbass got their letters mixed up. Idiot.
And this chick is nasty. I think the guy knew it because he obviously knew there were no limits with this girl.
5:20, dude, I'm doing it right now.
P, a, v? OP must be 15...
i believe they call that a m/m/m/f. reconsider your sexuality...
5:53: Once you learn how to spell "penis" we will let you play with one again.