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  • 95 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    "You never go ass to mouth."

  • 80 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:02pm

    Pussy, pussy, pussy. Marijuana.

  • 74 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44am

    ATM is a no no. I don't care how clean you think you are.

  • 84 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:23pm

    As a guy, I put my P in A, V and M simultaneously.

  • 76 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:11pm

    Never go ass to mouth. ever. 11 01 you sound like my bf lol

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm

    that is really disgusting

  • 80 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46am

    e-Coli, Giardia, the list goes on. So not worth the risk. Or the risk of the taste (*shudder*). I'm all for some fun and have indulged in each spot with pleasure. I'm also very far from a germaphobe. Ass-to-mouth, though, is literally sickening. Ass-to-anywhere, in fact, is just asking for trouble (kidney infections are the *least* of potential issues). Get an education, people. The ass should be final destination.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:15pm

    My basic rule is that if a guy won't let me fuck his ass with my strap-on and ATM him, then he certainly doesn't get to do that to me. All things being equal, it's the best way to keep everyone honest.

  • 73 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36pm

    You smell like other men. That is so hot.

  • 74 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:14pm

    7:02 Brazilian Girls!

  • 77 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    5:15 is my kind of woman. The question is: Do you own a strap-on, and would you do it?

  • 77 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:05pm

    Marjory? Is it really you?

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:14pm

    I think I am in love.

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:10am

    So where did he B his L?

  • 77 82
    Submitted by Sweet_life_13 on Jan 16, 10 at 1:34pm

    Thats an ATM for you... Ass To Mouth!

  • 69 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:17pm

    Sounds like you were sleeping with my ex. Have fun.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    If Sue Johanson is sickened by ass to mouth, it's a pretty safe bet that it's nasty. She can listen to anything but not that. Please, please tell me you did not put it in your mouth. I'm not a prude, but there's a limit and that crosses it.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:11pm

    what's the big deal anyways. those are all the places a "p" is supposed to go. LOL.

  • 65 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:48pm

    anal is awesome. ass to mouth is nasty.

  • 72 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm

    a2m is hot in porn, a little gross in real life, but if she asked for it i'd definitely oblige

  • 80 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:33pm

    i want a girl like you

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 8:25pm

    Ahh. The legendary fourth fuck hole.

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:16pm

    V to M to V isn't bad. A to M is fucking disgusting. MMMinfectioncausingbacteria!

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:30pm

    4:10---oh trust me I don't. Certain guys just take their sweet ass time bc they figure I'm doing all the work. Bouncing around for 2 hours is exhausting fellas!

  • 70 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:12pm

    pussy to mouth - yes pussy to ass - yes ass to pussy - yes ass to mouth - NO

  • 63 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:18am

    I must say its hot when a girl does that but I can respect it if they refuse. i mean there are plenty of other ways to get my rocks off that doesnt involve putting shit in her mouth....

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    ahhh San Diego!!! Which is German for....A Whale's Vagina.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:09am

    wow, really people? don't criticize until you try it. ATM can be pretty kinky and fun, may seem gross at the moment but it leaves your man happy.

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:51pm

    i think 3:48 is a little confused about p and v

  • 72 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:41pm

    yeah, no one's ever tossed a salad? i mean, omg!

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:20pm

    So none of you people are into rimming?

  • 64 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:30pm

    been there done that...it's not too bad actually

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:26pm

    this is why the STD rate is growing rapidly

  • 69 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:10pm

    407- maybe if you didnt just lay there and made sex a lil more interesting it would take "forever"

  • 66 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:37pm

    mmm i want a p right now

  • 71 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:53pm

    shut up, just everyone shut the fuck up.

  • 73 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:57pm

    so if she is texting can we assume that she eventually let the guy put his p in her e and can no longer hear her? haha, no but that would be funny though

  • 66 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:48pm

    GOING FROM P TO V IS NOT CONSIDERED DOUBLE DIPPING. GOING FROM P TO V BACK TO V IS DOUBLE DIPPING AND CAUSES INFECTIONS AND CHOCO TACOS

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:07pm

    im gonna hate fuck every single person that wrote on here. youre all gonna get ass to mouth to vagina to ballls to tits to weiners. suck it.

  • 66 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:29pm

    going ATM with a chick is totally awesome!! unless its your gf.....

  • 65 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:59am

    Can we make it Hinie instead of Ass? I like that word better ;)

  • 66 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm

    5:20 . . . yes, and yes.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by asharama on Jan 22, 11 at 1:02am

    for all you guys out there who think ass to mouth - or ass to anywhere- is cool....i hope you get every STD in the book. youre disgusting and there is nothing good about that. the ass should always, always be the last stop on your route. would you eat your own shit? no? then dont expect a girl to.

  • 64 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:04am

    when she said "p in my m" i thought mother before mouth... is that a bad thing?

  • 62 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:08pm

    it wouldn't fit in your ear. my ex tried to put it in my ear. no go.

  • 66 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:32pm

    haha lets keep porn maneuvers to porn. the reality of it is guys would you want to eat a girl out after she took a nasty shit?! nah... im sorry but feces in the mouth, save that shit for fear factor.

  • 62 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:55pm

    "what u need to do is leave ur P in the V so u can have a B A B Y and be a normal person"

  • 63 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:08pm

    3:52PM - Clerks 2. Well played!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:21am

    omg, my boyfriend does that to me almost all the damn time :P

  • 65 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:18pm

    6:32pm, Family Guy. Niccccce. ;-) and, Aural? really?

  • 66 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm

    choco taco fish farm city.. gross.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:14pm

    I know a guy who did that to a water buffalo of a girl one time on a road trip. He told me when we got back to the hotel the next morning. I haven't laughed that hard since.

  • 62 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:53pm

    p = penus v= vagina a = ass m= mouth omg you ppl are stupid!

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm

    3:37, will you marry me?

  • 60 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:59pm

    3:54 sounds like she has had some p to v to a to v....

  • 60 78
    Submitted by AnotherAnon on Jun 8, 10 at 6:25am

    P, a, v? OP must be 15...

  • 66 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:39am

    the ass is dirty. fecal matter is biohazardous, thats why its not cool.

  • 67 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:02am

    Leaves your man happy? Jesus CHRIST. You know, I never had a problem with porn until it got so jaded that it had to keep pushing the limits. Now so many guys are do damned porntarded that they think all the kink is needed it for it to even qualify as sex. Truth is, cocks go in vaginas. You should be fucking happy with that. If you're not, that's YOUR problem and no girl is obligated to get you past your sick, stupid misguided mindset.

  • 57 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:34am

    ^ good question and did it have a chocolate swirl to it?

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:16am

    why is 2:02AM a heteronormative BITCH?

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:38pm

    i feel stupid, what's an m? D: .... .... ..... OH. oh jesus ew.

  • 64 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:40pm

    5:20 Sue Johanson reference FTW. Amen!

  • 65 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm

    3:48 CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID also the fact that you totaly used the wrong letter for ASS

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:34pm

    Hahahaha you never said that you didn't let him put the p in your m.

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:55pm

    been there done that..

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47am

    5:44 you must have frequent flyer miles at your GYN. :(

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:25pm

    4:23, can you be my bend-over boyfriend?

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:46am

    What about P in the V(while she's got her P) then in the M? (Note: The second 'P' stands for Period) ps. Doesn't M stand for Mudkip?

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:44pm

    i looooove a p in my v then in the a then rammed in my m. maybe even back in the v after that.

  • 52 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:53pm

    THAT I FREAKING NASTY.................. GAG

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:31pm

    I want to C all over her T's.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:26pm

    If I find a girl that would do that, I will marry her. Wait, she has to deepthroat too.

  • 61 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:28pm

    Fd up is the new normal

  • 57 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:22pm

    BUTT SEX IS DISGUSTING!!!!

  • 62 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:42pm

    yeah im really sorry about that... it wont happen again

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:46am

    Haha 3:46 "The ass is the final destination." -- Is that where good cocks go when they die?

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:30pm

    "aural" was actually a very clever pun. go look it up.

  • 59 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:32pm

    once u go black u go deaf

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:04pm

    Come on U can stand a Choco/Tuna Popsicle!!!

  • 53 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:38pm

    You had BAD SEX with a jerk who tried to molest all your orifices? Is your self esteem that low?

  • 52 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:51am

    9:38 - hahaha SLOW BURN! fuck it's nasty though... a to m...fuck...

  • 57 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:28pm

    We should hang out sometime.

  • 64 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:07pm

    Don't you just HATE it when they take forever? It's like if my "v" isn't good enough for you stay home and watch some porn buddy!

  • 56 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:45pm

    Ass to anything is a great way to get sick. Either way, you know, as a girl, you get to pick where the boy puts his junk. Whore.

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:17am

    oh and you are all motherfucking virgins

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm

    mouth first, then vagina. Period. Maybe the other way around. But if you are gonna go ass, do it last. Seriously.

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:26pm

    5:20, dude, I'm doing it right now.

  • 62 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm

    why would you want that?

  • 63 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:47pm

    the arm pit would have been a far superior choice to ear

  • 56 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56pm

    you know she enjoyed every moment of it.....why wouldn't she?

  • 56 85
    Submitted by griffer2012 on May 2, 10 at 10:04pm

    How old was this kid that she had to use only the first letter?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:03pm

    5:53: Once you learn how to spell "penis" we will let you play with one again. Oh, and... ORLY?

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:54pm

    he's gonna B his L in your ear!

  • 55 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:53pm

    Why are all the posts here always so sex-negative?

  • 52 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:16pm

    Ass is LAST. After it's been in there, it doesn't go anywhere else.

  • 53 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:42am

    2:17 - you are clearly the vigrin here. Now please go wash your eyes out with soap after all this naughty reading 2:02 - and you clearly love it in the pooper

  • 57 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56pm

    I'm not disputing her nastiness... I just want her number.

  • 55 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:38pm

    his p in your v? lmao. this sounds like a kindergarten book about sex

  • 52 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:47pm

    4:18 let's get fucking married tomorrow.

  • 55 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:50pm

    3:48... how exactly do you go from p to v and back to v? Aren't you already there at that point? If you know some kind of trick I'm not aware of, please elaborate.

  • 52 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:12pm

    I think this text was about me. Kristin, was that you?

  • 55 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:11pm

    A is the new V get use to it.lol

  • 53 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:12pm

    The Original Poster is a Prude. I go Ass to Mouth all the time, and it's as hot in real life as it is in porn!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:07pm

    June 10, 2009 3:48PM is mildly retarded

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:18pm

    As a guy, ATM is a little gross, but the the gross factor is outweighed by how hot it is.

  • 49 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:44pm

    Tits would have been next.

  • 54 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:38pm

    sounds like a dream date!

  • 43 77
    Submitted by BigCuntry1501 on Sep 20, 11 at 8:22pm

    Hey... A chick that goes A to M is a keeper.

  • 47 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:54pm

    I think he was trying to say from vag to ass and back to vag again. Dumbass got their letters mixed up. Idiot. And this chick is nasty. I think the guy knew it because he obviously knew there were no limits with this girl.

  • 45 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:46pm

    Had you allowed the p in your m, I'd ask you to be my gf

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:28pm

    to 4:23... i believe they call that a m/m/m/f. reconsider your sexuality...