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  • "You never go ass to mouth."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • Pussy, pussy, pussy. Marijuana.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:02pm
  • Sounds like you were sleeping with my ex. Have fun.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:17pm
  • As a guy, I put my P in A, V and M simultaneously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:23pm
  • e-Coli, Giardia, the list goes on. So not worth the risk. Or the risk of the taste (*shudder*). I'm all for some fun and have indulged in each spot with pleasure. I'm also very far from a germaphobe. Ass-to-mouth, though, is literally sickening. Ass-to-anywhere, in fact, is just asking for trouble (kidney infections are the *least* of potential issues). Get an education, people. The ass should be final destination.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:46am
  • when she said "p in my m" i thought mother before mouth... is that a bad thing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 11:04am
  • Marjory? Is it really you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:05pm
  • pussy to mouth - yes pussy to ass - yes ass to pussy - yes ass to mouth - NO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:12pm
  • ATM is a no no. I don't care how clean you think you are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:44am
  • My basic rule is that if a guy won't let me fuck his ass with my strap-on and ATM him, then he certainly doesn't get to do that to me. All things being equal, it's the best way to keep everyone honest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:15pm
  • ahhh San Diego!!! Which is German for....A Whale's Vagina.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • yeah, no one's ever tossed a salad? i mean, omg!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:41pm
  • mmm i want a p right now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:37pm
  • what's the big deal anyways. those are all the places a "p" is supposed to go. LOL.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:11pm
  • going ATM with a chick is totally awesome!! unless its your gf.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:29pm
  • wow, really people? don't criticize until you try it. ATM can be pretty kinky and fun, may seem gross at the moment but it leaves your man happy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:09am
  • Come on U can stand a Choco/Tuna Popsicle!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:04pm
  • i feel stupid, what's an m? D: .... .... ..... OH. oh jesus ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:38pm
  • I want to C all over her T's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:31pm
  • 7:02 Brazilian Girls!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:14pm
  • 4:10---oh trust me I don't. Certain guys just take their sweet ass time bc they figure I'm doing all the work. Bouncing around for 2 hours is exhausting fellas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:30pm
  • Never go ass to mouth. ever. 11 01 you sound like my bf lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:11pm
  • this is why the STD rate is growing rapidly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:26pm
  • 4:23, can you be my bend-over boyfriend?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:25pm
  • p = penus v= vagina a = ass m= mouth omg you ppl are stupid!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:53pm
  • choco taco fish farm city.. gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm
  • haha lets keep porn maneuvers to porn. the reality of it is guys would you want to eat a girl out after she took a nasty shit?! nah... im sorry but feces in the mouth, save that shit for fear factor.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:32pm
  • 3:52PM - Clerks 2. Well played!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:08pm
  • I must say its hot when a girl does that but I can respect it if they refuse. i mean there are plenty of other ways to get my rocks off that doesnt involve putting shit in her mouth....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:18am
  • So none of you people are into rimming?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:20pm
  • 3:48 CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID also the fact that you totaly used the wrong letter for ASS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:52pm
  • 3:54 sounds like she has had some p to v to a to v....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:59pm
  • "aural" was actually a very clever pun. go look it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 5:20 . . . yes, and yes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:35pm
  • You smell like other men. That is so hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:36pm
  • 5:44 you must have frequent flyer miles at your GYN. :(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:47am
  • I know a guy who did that to a water buffalo of a girl one time on a road trip. He told me when we got back to the hotel the next morning. I haven't laughed that hard since.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Can we make it Hinie instead of Ass? I like that word better ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:59am
  • once u go black u go deaf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:32pm
  • 3:37, will you marry me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Ahh. The legendary fourth fuck hole.

    Submitted by Smophie on May 14, 11 at 8:25pm
  • So where did he B his L?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:10am
  • so if she is texting can we assume that she eventually let the guy put his p in her e and can no longer hear her? haha, no but that would be funny though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:57pm
  • 6:32pm, Family Guy. Niccccce. ;-) and, Aural? really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:18pm
  • a2m is hot in porn, a little gross in real life, but if she asked for it i'd definitely oblige

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:51pm
  • Ass is LAST. After it's been in there, it doesn't go anywhere else.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:16pm
  • 5:20 Sue Johanson reference FTW. Amen!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:40pm
  • V to M to V isn't bad. A to M is fucking disgusting. MMMinfectioncausingbacteria!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:16pm
  • i think 3:48 is a little confused about p and v

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Leaves your man happy? Jesus CHRIST. You know, I never had a problem with porn until it got so jaded that it had to keep pushing the limits. Now so many guys are do damned porntarded that they think all the kink is needed it for it to even qualify as sex. Truth is, cocks go in vaginas. You should be fucking happy with that. If you're not, that's YOUR problem and no girl is obligated to get you past your sick, stupid misguided mindset.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:02am
  • shut up, just everyone shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:53pm
  • the arm pit would have been a far superior choice to ear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:47pm
  • for all you guys out there who think ass to mouth - or ass to anywhere- is cool....i hope you get every STD in the book. youre disgusting and there is nothing good about that. the ass should always, always be the last stop on your route. would you eat your own shit? no? then dont expect a girl to.

    Submitted by asharama on Jan 22, 11 at 1:02am
  • anal is awesome. ass to mouth is nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:48pm
  • How old was this kid that she had to use only the first letter?

    Submitted by griffer2012 on May 2, 10 at 10:04pm
  • 9:38 - hahaha SLOW BURN! fuck it's nasty though... a to m...fuck...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 10:51am
  • I think I am in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:14pm
  • that is really disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 5:15 is my kind of woman. The question is: Do you own a strap-on, and would you do it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:20pm
  • Why are all the posts here always so sex-negative?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:53pm
  • GOING FROM P TO V IS NOT CONSIDERED DOUBLE DIPPING. GOING FROM P TO V BACK TO V IS DOUBLE DIPPING AND CAUSES INFECTIONS AND CHOCO TACOS

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:48pm
  • Fd up is the new normal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:28pm
  • THAT I FREAKING NASTY.................. GAG

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 10:53pm
  • omg, my boyfriend does that to me almost all the damn time :P

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 2:21am
  • he's gonna B his L in your ear!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:54pm
  • Hahahaha you never said that you didn't let him put the p in your m.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:34pm
  • his p in your v? lmao. this sounds like a kindergarten book about sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:38pm
  • been there done that..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 14, 09 at 4:55pm
  • You had BAD SEX with a jerk who tried to molest all your orifices? Is your self esteem that low?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:38pm
  • If I find a girl that would do that, I will marry her. Wait, she has to deepthroat too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 9:26pm
  • Haha 3:46 "The ass is the final destination." -- Is that where good cocks go when they die?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 8:46am
  • im gonna hate fuck every single person that wrote on here. youre all gonna get ass to mouth to vagina to ballls to tits to weiners. suck it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:07pm
  • ^ good question and did it have a chocolate swirl to it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 7:34am
  • why is 2:02AM a heteronormative BITCH?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:16am
  • June 10, 2009 3:48PM is mildly retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:07pm
  • As a guy, ATM is a little gross, but the the gross factor is outweighed by how hot it is.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:18pm
  • Tits would have been next.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Don't you just HATE it when they take forever? It's like if my "v" isn't good enough for you stay home and watch some porn buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:07pm
  • you know she enjoyed every moment of it.....why wouldn't she?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56pm
  • i want a girl like you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:33pm
  • sounds like a dream date!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:38pm
  • been there done that...it's not too bad actually

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 7:30pm
  • the ass is dirty. fecal matter is biohazardous, thats why its not cool.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:39am
  • I'm not disputing her nastiness... I just want her number.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:56pm
  • it wouldn't fit in your ear. my ex tried to put it in my ear. no go.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:08pm
  • i looooove a p in my v then in the a then rammed in my m. maybe even back in the v after that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Had you allowed the p in your m, I'd ask you to be my gf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Thats an ATM for you... Ass To Mouth!

    Submitted by Sweet_life_13 on Jan 16, 10 at 1:34pm
  • Ass to anything is a great way to get sick. Either way, you know, as a girl, you get to pick where the boy puts his junk. Whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 6:45pm
  • oh and you are all motherfucking virgins

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:17am
  • "what u need to do is leave ur P in the V so u can have a B A B Y and be a normal person"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 3:55pm
  • yeah im really sorry about that... it wont happen again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:42pm
  • BUTT SEX IS DISGUSTING!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:22pm
  • 4:18 let's get fucking married tomorrow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 7:47pm
  • mouth first, then vagina. Period. Maybe the other way around. But if you are gonna go ass, do it last. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:01pm
  • If Sue Johanson is sickened by ass to mouth, it's a pretty safe bet that it's nasty. She can listen to anything but not that. Please, please tell me you did not put it in your mouth. I'm not a prude, but there's a limit and that crosses it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:20pm
  • 3:48... how exactly do you go from p to v and back to v? Aren't you already there at that point? If you know some kind of trick I'm not aware of, please elaborate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:50pm
  • The Original Poster is a Prude. I go Ass to Mouth all the time, and it's as hot in real life as it is in porn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:12pm
  • What about P in the V(while she's got her P) then in the M? (Note: The second 'P' stands for Period) ps. Doesn't M stand for Mudkip?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 1:46am
  • We should hang out sometime.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:28pm
  • 407- maybe if you didnt just lay there and made sex a lil more interesting it would take "forever"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:10pm
  • A is the new V get use to it.lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:11pm
  • I think this text was about me. Kristin, was that you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Hey... A chick that goes A to M is a keeper.

    Submitted by BigCuntry1501 on Sep 20, 11 at 8:22pm
  • why would you want that?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:35pm
  • 2:17 - you are clearly the vigrin here. Now please go wash your eyes out with soap after all this naughty reading 2:02 - and you clearly love it in the pooper

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:42am
  • 5:20, dude, I'm doing it right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 5:26pm
  • I think he was trying to say from vag to ass and back to vag again. Dumbass got their letters mixed up. Idiot. And this chick is nasty. I think the guy knew it because he obviously knew there were no limits with this girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:54pm
  • P, a, v? OP must be 15...

    Submitted by AnotherAnon on Jun 8, 10 at 6:25am
  • to 4:23... i believe they call that a m/m/m/f. reconsider your sexuality...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:28pm
  • 5:53: Once you learn how to spell "penis" we will let you play with one again. Oh, and... ORLY?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 6:03pm
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