he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
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"You never go ass to mouth."
Sounds like you were sleeping with my ex. Have fun.
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
As a guy, I put my P in A, V and M simultaneously.
when she said "p in my m" i thought mother before mouth... is that a bad thing?
e-Coli, Giardia, the list goes on. So not worth the risk. Or the risk of the taste (*shudder*). I'm all for some fun and have indulged in each spot with pleasure. I'm also very far from a germaphobe. Ass-to-mouth, though, is literally sickening. Ass-to-anywhere, in fact, is just asking for trouble (kidney infections are the *least* of potential issues). Get an education, people. The ass should be final destination.
yeah, no one's ever tossed a salad? i mean, omg!
Marjory? Is it really you?
pussy to mouth - yes
pussy to ass - yes
ass to pussy - yes
ass to mouth - NO
ATM is a no no. I don't care how clean you think you are.
ahhh San Diego!!! Which is German for....A Whale's Vagina.
My basic rule is that if a guy won't let me fuck his ass with my strap-on and ATM him, then he certainly doesn't get to do that to me. All things being equal, it's the best way to keep everyone honest.
this is why the STD rate is growing rapidly
mmm i want a p right now
3:52PM - Clerks 2. Well played!
what's the big deal anyways.
those are all the places a "p" is supposed to go.
7:02 Brazilian Girls!
Come on U can stand a Choco/Tuna Popsicle!!!
i feel stupid, what's an m? D:
.... .... .....
OH. oh jesus ew.
wow, really people? don't criticize until you try it. ATM can be pretty kinky and fun, may seem gross at the moment but it leaves your man happy.
going ATM with a chick is totally awesome!! unless its your gf.....
p = penus
a = ass
omg you ppl are stupid!
I want to C all over her T's.
4:10---oh trust me I don't. Certain guys just take their sweet ass time bc they figure I'm doing all the work. Bouncing around for 2 hours is exhausting fellas!
Never go ass to mouth. ever.
11 01 you sound like my bf lol
choco taco fish farm city.. gross.
haha lets keep porn maneuvers to porn.
the reality of it is guys would you want to eat a girl out after she took a nasty shit?!
nah... im sorry but feces in the mouth, save that shit for fear factor.
4:23, can you be my bend-over boyfriend?
So none of you people are into rimming?
I must say its hot when a girl does that but I can respect it if they refuse. i mean there are plenty of other ways to get my rocks off that doesnt involve putting shit in her mouth....
3:54 sounds like she has had some p to v to a to v....
once u go black u go deaf
"aural" was actually a very clever pun. go look it up.
5:20 . . . yes, and yes.
5:44 you must have frequent flyer miles at your GYN. :(
so if she is texting can we assume that she eventually let the guy put his p in her e and can no longer hear her? haha, no but that would be funny though
3:48 CAPS LOCK MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID
also the fact that you totaly used the wrong letter for ASS
You smell like other men. That is so hot.
Can we make it Hinie instead of Ass? I like that word better ;)
3:37, will you marry me?
Ahh. The legendary fourth fuck hole.
i think 3:48 is a little confused about p and v
So where did he B his L?
I know a guy who did that to a water buffalo of a girl one time on a road trip. He told me when we got back to the hotel the next morning. I haven't laughed that hard since.
Ass is LAST. After it's been in there, it doesn't go anywhere else.
5:20 Sue Johanson reference FTW. Amen!
for all you guys out there who think ass to mouth - or ass to anywhere- is cool....i hope you get every STD in the book. youre disgusting and there is nothing good about that. the ass should always, always be the last stop on your route. would you eat your own shit? no? then dont expect a girl to.
Leaves your man happy? Jesus CHRIST. You know, I never had a problem with porn until it got so jaded that it had to keep pushing the limits. Now so many guys are do damned porntarded that they think all the kink is needed it for it to even qualify as sex. Truth is, cocks go in vaginas. You should be fucking happy with that. If you're not, that's YOUR problem and no girl is obligated to get you past your sick, stupid misguided mindset.
shut up, just everyone shut the fuck up.
V to M to V isn't bad.
A to M is fucking disgusting. MMMinfectioncausingbacteria!
6:32pm, Family Guy. Niccccce. ;-)
and, Aural? really?
a2m is hot in porn, a little gross in real life, but if she asked for it i'd definitely oblige
5:15 is my kind of woman. The question is: Do you own a strap-on, and would you do it?
I think I am in love.
the arm pit would have been a far superior choice to ear
How old was this kid that she had to use only the first letter?
^ good question and did it have a chocolate swirl to it?
that is really disgusting
GOING FROM P TO V IS NOT CONSIDERED DOUBLE DIPPING. GOING FROM P TO V BACK TO V IS DOUBLE DIPPING AND CAUSES INFECTIONS
AND CHOCO TACOS
been there done that..
9:38 - hahaha SLOW BURN! fuck it's nasty though...
a to m...fuck...
anal is awesome.
ass to mouth is nasty.
THAT I FREAKING NASTY.................. GAG
Why are all the posts here always so sex-negative?
im gonna hate fuck every single person that wrote on here. youre all gonna get ass to mouth to vagina to ballls to tits to weiners. suck it.
he's gonna B his L in your ear!
his p in your v? lmao. this sounds like a kindergarten book about sex
Fd up is the new normal
you know she enjoyed every moment of it.....why wouldn't she?
why is 2:02AM a heteronormative BITCH?
Tits would have been next.
omg, my boyfriend does that to me almost all the damn time :P
"The ass is the final destination." -- Is that where good cocks go when they die?
Don't you just HATE it when they take forever? It's like if my "v" isn't good enough for you stay home and watch some porn buddy!
I'm not disputing her nastiness... I just want her number.
If I find a girl that would do that, I will marry her. Wait, she has to deepthroat too.
i looooove a p in my v then in the a then rammed in my m. maybe even back in the v after that.
Hahahaha you never said that you didn't let him put the p in your m.
sounds like a dream date!
June 10, 2009 3:48PM is mildly retarded
As a guy, ATM is a little gross, but the the gross factor is outweighed by how hot it is.
yeah im really sorry about that... it wont happen again
You had BAD SEX with a jerk who tried to molest all your orifices? Is your self esteem that low?
4:18 let's get fucking married tomorrow.
Ass to anything is a great way to get sick.
Either way, you know, as a girl, you get to pick where the boy puts his junk. Whore.
it wouldn't fit in your ear. my ex tried to put it in my ear. no go.
the ass is dirty. fecal matter is biohazardous, thats why its not cool.
oh and you are all motherfucking virgins
been there done that...it's not too bad actually
i want a girl like you
Had you allowed the p in your m, I'd ask you to be my gf
BUTT SEX IS DISGUSTING!!!!
mouth first, then vagina. Period. Maybe the other way around. But if you are gonna go ass, do it last. Seriously.
Thats an ATM for you... Ass To Mouth!
"what u need to do is leave ur P in the V so u can have a B A B Y and be a normal person"
3:48... how exactly do you go from p to v and back to v? Aren't you already there at that point? If you know some kind of trick I'm not aware of, please elaborate.
If Sue Johanson is sickened by ass to mouth, it's a pretty safe bet that it's nasty. She can listen to anything but not that. Please, please tell me you did not put it in your mouth. I'm not a prude, but there's a limit and that crosses it.
The Original Poster is a Prude. I go Ass to Mouth all the time, and it's as hot in real life as it is in porn!
What about P in the V(while she's got her P) then in the M?
(Note: The second 'P' stands for Period)
ps. Doesn't M stand for Mudkip?
407- maybe if you didnt just lay there and made sex a lil more interesting it would take "forever"
We should hang out sometime.
A is the new V get use to it.lol
I think this text was about me. Kristin, was that you?
2:17 - you are clearly the vigrin here. Now please go wash your eyes out with soap after all this naughty reading
2:02 - and you clearly love it in the pooper
I think he was trying to say from vag to ass and back to vag again. Dumbass got their letters mixed up. Idiot.
And this chick is nasty. I think the guy knew it because he obviously knew there were no limits with this girl.
why would you want that?
Hey... A chick that goes A to M is a keeper.
5:20, dude, I'm doing it right now.
P, a, v? OP must be 15...
5:53: Once you learn how to spell "penis" we will let you play with one again.
i believe they call that a m/m/m/f. reconsider your sexuality...