i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
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if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH
keep a gun in your pants so that when she takes them off she will be scared.. duh
at least with a small one you'll get more head... in some ways it could be a good thing
Having a frighteningly large penis is not all it's cracked up to be.
sounds like a serial killer waiting to happen
Get a nice big prince albert, or other funky piercing on your pole, that way their expression will be a mixture of shock and curiosity... SHOCKUROSITY!!
All that matters is that you get to pump and dump. If they think too small, too late.
draw a monster face on it
you should get herpes i guarantee you that she will be frightened....
Least she didn't laugh...
"if its that small tuck it between your legs, that should give her a pretty good scare. then spread em and be like, GOTCHA BITCH"
Ya, get a piercing. She'll think you are "edgy".
Hide a knife and duct tape in yer pants.. .
Don't want no short dick man!!!
Se'Seriously, when you've heard, "Will that even fit?" or "You want to stick THAT where?" for the 100th time, it bridges annoying to the slightly depressing.
yeah having a large dong isnt that great. really.
Simple solution, get an STD.
Then wear a StrapOn...that way its a win-win situation .... yeah,she will be frightened at first, then appreciate the fact that you thought of her need for a decent sized cock to be banged with-kink
That's a serial killer in the making
u would be suprised how many girls wont fuck a big dick!!! sure they look and maybe stroke but most girls wont seal the deal
Don't want no short dick man!