well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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