it's like her boobs came off with her bra
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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