glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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