just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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A WHOLE BEER?! OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE
The OP must be retarded. Who cares if she has some ideosyncrasies? He probably does too.
And ur light weight enough that one beer through all of dinner actually helped? Maybe u can borrow her watch and earrings.
I think OP is talking about Dads GF
Nice. She's prolly a virgin. Lucky u!
Dude, Disney princess= #1 fan of dick....fuck her and thank me in the morning
I like disney, but if I'm wearing disney it's gonna be jack the pumpkin king, the cheshire cat, or probably something relating to pirates or narnia. I do <3 C.S. Lewis.
Whatever you do... don't hit it. She'll be attached to you like white on rice.
If the 19 year old is the new girlfriend, you're dads a borderline pedophile. If thats her daughter, then well, she could just be a nerd.
(I mean, I'm 22 and I'd still wear snowflake earrings if I liked them.)
Oh wow, a beer, not that
LOL you had to drink *a* beer? are you fucking kidding me what do you weigh like 60 pounds?
Have sex while watching Mulan, trust me..it'll change your life.
Just one beer? Boooo.
This is fake. It would take a real story more then one beer to get thru nonsense like that.
Show her a whole new world. A new, exciting point of view.
The daughter or mother is wearing the watcha nd earrings?
The girlfriend, or her daughter? Just checking.
She sounds fucking awesome. Don't hate on Disney Princesses.
Tiffany&Co makes some pretty cute diamond snowflake earrings... don't hate!
Tell her you'll fuck her like the dwarves fucked snow white. Or just soak a rag in some ether.
Don't judge her on the Disney watch and snowflake earrings... I'm 21 and have and wear both... I also enjoy bondage and making porn...
Liking Disney doesn't automatically make you a prude.
#1) was it dad's gf or the gf's daughter wearing the disney watch??
#2) who cares about snowflake earrings regardless of age? I wear seasonal earrings just for fun ... i work in a medical office... it helps keep lighten things up.
sound like you might be able to work out a threesome. Or at least some pussy sharing
My step cousin is like that, she wore a Mickey mouse dress, she asked my step uncle to guess where she got it, he guessed the Halloween outlet! ;]
I sure hope that the 19 year old was the daughter.
What's the daughter look like? Ha!
wait so did you have to drink the WHOLE beer? wow ur a real ruffneck
Disney watch a bad thing? Depends what character is on it.
A beer? Psh, just man up and admit it was a Mike's Hard Lemonade. And you had to choke it down.
I think I know her...fml!
Slap on some boots and deal
This is someone I know.
so again i have to ask myself... is the daughter a hipster or mentally retarded? the world may never know.
The Disney watch is iffy but I see nothing wrong with cute holiday earrings! You don't have to be a child to like snowflakes ;).
I bet the pussy is good though
i think shes retarded. im 16 and i think thats bad. that says a lot.
Who even posts this lame shit? TFLN should have skipped passed on this boring ass entry.
Bet her pussy is as tight as the watch
No 9:16 that just means you're 16 and haven't matured yet.