just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
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A WHOLE BEER?! OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE
The OP must be retarded. Who cares if she has some ideosyncrasies? He probably does too.
Dude, Disney princess= #1 fan of dick....fuck her and thank me in the morning
I think OP is talking about Dads GF
Nice. She's prolly a virgin. Lucky u!
Whatever you do... don't hit it. She'll be attached to you like white on rice.
And ur light weight enough that one beer through all of dinner actually helped? Maybe u can borrow her watch and earrings.
If the 19 year old is the new girlfriend, you're dads a borderline pedophile. If thats her daughter, then well, she could just be a nerd.
(I mean, I'm 22 and I'd still wear snowflake earrings if I liked them.)
I like disney, but if I'm wearing disney it's gonna be jack the pumpkin king, the cheshire cat, or probably something relating to pirates or narnia. I do <3 C.S. Lewis.
This is fake. It would take a real story more then one beer to get thru nonsense like that.
Oh wow, a beer, not that
Show her a whole new world. A new, exciting point of view.
Tiffany&Co makes some pretty cute diamond snowflake earrings... don't hate!
Just one beer? Boooo.
LOL you had to drink *a* beer? are you fucking kidding me what do you weigh like 60 pounds?
Tell her you'll fuck her like the dwarves fucked snow white. Or just soak a rag in some ether.
The daughter or mother is wearing the watcha nd earrings?
Have sex while watching Mulan, trust me..it'll change your life.
She sounds fucking awesome. Don't hate on Disney Princesses.
sound like you might be able to work out a threesome. Or at least some pussy sharing
The girlfriend, or her daughter? Just checking.
#1) was it dad's gf or the gf's daughter wearing the disney watch??
#2) who cares about snowflake earrings regardless of age? I wear seasonal earrings just for fun ... i work in a medical office... it helps keep lighten things up.
Don't judge her on the Disney watch and snowflake earrings... I'm 21 and have and wear both... I also enjoy bondage and making porn...
Liking Disney doesn't automatically make you a prude.
I think I know her...fml!
My step cousin is like that, she wore a Mickey mouse dress, she asked my step uncle to guess where she got it, he guessed the Halloween outlet! ;]
A beer? Psh, just man up and admit it was a Mike's Hard Lemonade. And you had to choke it down.
I sure hope that the 19 year old was the daughter.
wait so did you have to drink the WHOLE beer? wow ur a real ruffneck
What's the daughter look like? Ha!
Disney watch a bad thing? Depends what character is on it.
Slap on some boots and deal
I bet the pussy is good though
so again i have to ask myself... is the daughter a hipster or mentally retarded? the world may never know.
The Disney watch is iffy but I see nothing wrong with cute holiday earrings! You don't have to be a child to like snowflakes ;).
This is someone I know.
Who even posts this lame shit? TFLN should have skipped passed on this boring ass entry.
i think shes retarded. im 16 and i think thats bad. that says a lot.
Bet her pussy is as tight as the watch
No 9:16 that just means you're 16 and haven't matured yet.