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  • 95 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:05am

    A WHOLE BEER?! OMG IT MUST HAVE BEEN TERRIBLE

  • 64 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:59am

    I think OP is talking about Dads GF

  • 77 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:53am

    And ur light weight enough that one beer through all of dinner actually helped? Maybe u can borrow her watch and earrings.

  • 65 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:33am

    Dude, Disney princess= #1 fan of dick....fuck her and thank me in the morning

  • 64 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 10:46am

    Whatever you do... don't hit it. She'll be attached to you like white on rice.

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:01am

    Nice. She's prolly a virgin. Lucky u!

  • 60 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:42pm

    The OP must be retarded. Who cares if she has some ideosyncrasies? He probably does too.

  • 64 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:37am

    If the 19 year old is the new girlfriend, you're dads a borderline pedophile. If thats her daughter, then well, she could just be a nerd. (I mean, I'm 22 and I'd still wear snowflake earrings if I liked them.)

  • 59 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:29pm

    Oh wow, a beer, not that

  • 57 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:03pm

    I like disney, but if I'm wearing disney it's gonna be jack the pumpkin king, the cheshire cat, or probably something relating to pirates or narnia. I do <3 C.S. Lewis.

  • 55 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:25am

    This is fake. It would take a real story more then one beer to get thru nonsense like that.

  • 50 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 2:40am

    Fake

  • 53 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 2:30am

    LOL you had to drink *a* beer? are you fucking kidding me what do you weigh like 60 pounds?

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 11:45am

    She sounds fucking awesome. Don't hate on Disney Princesses.

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:18am

    My step cousin is like that, she wore a Mickey mouse dress, she asked my step uncle to guess where she got it, he guessed the Halloween outlet! ;]

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:52pm

    Tiffany&Co makes some pretty cute diamond snowflake earrings... don't hate!

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:29pm

    Just one beer? Boooo.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 6, 10 at 9:19am

    Don't judge her on the Disney watch and snowflake earrings... I'm 21 and have and wear both... I also enjoy bondage and making porn... Liking Disney doesn't automatically make you a prude.

  • 53 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:08pm

    The girlfriend, or her daughter? Just checking.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:45am

    Tell her you'll fuck her like the dwarves fucked snow white. Or just soak a rag in some ether.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 10:49am

    The daughter or mother is wearing the watcha nd earrings?

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:41am

    sound like you might be able to work out a threesome. Or at least some pussy sharing

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:44pm

    Show her a whole new world. A new, exciting point of view.

  • 46 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:45pm

    Have sex while watching Mulan, trust me..it'll change your life.

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 5:18pm

    #1) was it dad's gf or the gf's daughter wearing the disney watch?? #2) who cares about snowflake earrings regardless of age? I wear seasonal earrings just for fun ... i work in a medical office... it helps keep lighten things up.

  • 54 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 12:52pm

    What's the daughter look like? Ha!

  • 42 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:09pm

    wait so did you have to drink the WHOLE beer? wow ur a real ruffneck

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 3:50pm

    I sure hope that the 19 year old was the daughter.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 2:51pm

    I think I know her...fml!

  • 42 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 25, 10 at 10:32pm

    Disney watch a bad thing? Depends what character is on it.

  • 40 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 10:33am

    The Disney watch is iffy but I see nothing wrong with cute holiday earrings! You don't have to be a child to like snowflakes ;).

  • 44 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 8:02pm

    so again i have to ask myself... is the daughter a hipster or mentally retarded? the world may never know.

  • 48 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 4:46pm

    A beer? Psh, just man up and admit it was a Mike's Hard Lemonade. And you had to choke it down.

  • 39 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:38am

    Slap on some boots and deal

  • 47 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:20pm

    This is someone I know.

  • 37 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 1:19pm

    I bet the pussy is good though

  • 34 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 9:16pm

    i think shes retarded. im 16 and i think thats bad. that says a lot.

  • 40 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 7:21am

    Who even posts this lame shit? TFLN should have skipped passed on this boring ass entry.

  • 34 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:34am

    No 9:16 that just means you're 16 and haven't matured yet.

  • 33 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 3:40pm

    Bet her pussy is as tight as the watch