may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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